Matthew 10:7-8

As you go, preach, saying, "the kingdom of heaven is at hand."
Heal the sick, cleanse the lepers, raise the dead, cast out demons. Freely you have received, freely give.

Gods got a sense of humor

We had an interesting time at our house church meeting Sunday in Rolling Hills. In the middle of our meeting two Muslims from the Nation of Islam came up and were handing out their newspapers. We stirred it up with them asking if their god does miracles. They went into a prepared rant saying "what is a miracle, blah blah blah".

As things got a little heated I was so proud of the ladies in our meeting they basically put the smacked down on them defending us being there, as the neighborhood is predominately black. The guy kept spewing his racial hatred on us and these ladies kept firing right back with the truth. He kept talking about "my people" and "our community" and we assured him these were our people as God loves all people.

As he got increasingly angry defending his god, our God put some words in his mouth. What he meant to say was "my god is a supreme being" what actually came out was "my god is a supreme WEENIE" You should have seen his face. Now that's hilarious, God your so awesome!
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